Tuesday, December 9, 2008

oh photo booth....

I have recently rediscovered the magic that us Photo Booth, observe:

Me being Quentin Tarantino........

And then Andy Dick.....

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

hum dee dummm

1:04 is one of the funniest things I have ever seen...ever.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008


I had a curious dream last night. I don't remember much about it, but I do recall that it involved both my signature and some plungers. I have decided to investigate further, which has led me to a slightly sketchy dream interpretation site that looks like an very drunk woman decided to sit down and make a web site. Here are my findings: 

Signatures- To see your signature in your dream, represents your agreement and acceptance for a particular condition or situation. You are taking charge and responsibility. It is also an indication of your seal of approval. (go figure) 

Plungers-  To see a plunger in your dream, suggests that you need to force yourself (HA!) to confront certain emotions. It is hindering your progress and preventing you from moving forward in life. 

So in conclusion, I have found out nothing whatsoever except that this web site uses commas in a very questionable manner. 

Friday, November 28, 2008

you strangely sexy man you.

Craig Nicholls is the singer/guitarist in The Vines. Or is it vocalist, I think singer sounds a kinda feminine, like Beyonce is a singer. Okay, he is the masculine vocalist/guitarist in The Vines. I first saw him in this video when I was 13. Then The O.C. got hold of the song and drained it of awesomeness (but now I realize how good the O.C. is, so it's okay). But now I am older and wiser and have renewed appreciation for the song, and therefor, Craig Nicholls. For another fine video click.......HERE.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

A word of advice.

Don't waste your time Googling Dolphicorn in the hopes of finding fantastic drawings. All you get are some funky photos and someone's strange notes/comic type things, none of which have anything whatsoever to do with dolphicorns.
now that is what a dolphicorn should look like.

Upon further investigation, you also get this.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Living on the edge.

forget razors, real men shave with FIRE!!

Thursday, November 20, 2008


fairly accurate.

well, have you?

Have you ever wanted a hat more than this?

Wednesday, November 5, 2008


I am pretty thrilled that Obama won! I felt a little bit bad for McCain that he lost by so much, and his speech was extremely gracious, then I saw Sarah Palin. ugh. I am so excited to see what Obama will do. Even though he was JUST elected, the rest of the world is beginning to realize that America may not suck as much as they thought, it's a good start!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

oh yeah

My cat likes to lean on doors that aren't closed all the way to open them, so sometimes, I leave a door cracked and stand on the other side and brace it with my foot, so when she tries to open it, it doesn't budge, it just stays partially open.

In other new, this whole daylight savings time is really freaking me out.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008


Laps are an illusion.

They are there when you are sitting down, they are not there when you stand up, where do they go?